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How do you stop a thundering herd from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundaeYour from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How do you make a Gorilla stewYou from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!

How do you make a Gorilla laughTell from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!

How do you make a Gorilla floatTwo from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

How do we know that Apes are from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!

How did the obscene telephone caller get from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

How did the dog warn its master from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!

How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

How did a Gorilla come to be from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'

How come the giant Ape climbed up from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

Do Apes kissYes but never on the from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!

Do you know a favourite expression used from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!

Q Why does Rilla get mad when from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"

Q What do you get when you from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.

Q Why are gorillas so noisyA They from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!

Q Why did the gorilla fall out from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.

Q Whats black and dangerous and lives from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

A man walks outside to his car from Flashcomment Gorilla jokes Jokes
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair of handcuffs. The man says,''What are all of those for?'' The animal control officer says, ''I'll climb up in the tree, knock the gorilla down, the dog will bite him in the nuts and you must slap the handcuffs on his wrists.'' The man asks,''What is the gun for?'' The animal control officer responds, ''If I fall first, you shoot the dog!'''